Tweaking her Bum

And the Fleetwood Mac.. said the taxi man..

Them taxi drivers are bril.. Correction, them taxi drivers in York are bril.. Correction, them people in York are bril..

Not many places in the world can you find a lady who would abandon her shop to carry your shopping bags nor a taxi driver who would abandon his taxi to look for you in the building..

taxi man, village grocer lady

PENGO

Pengo is my nickname at home.. Often mistaken for similarities with penguin.. Nope.. Pengo is actually short for Pendek Gemok.. so it becomes PENGO.. (Pendek is a malay word for short, and similarly, Gemok translates to fat).. Yes, I am indeed both vertically and horizontally challenged..

So the tale of pengo continues.. and today's episode was witnessed by mom and the actors were Miss Pengo herself and one of the creators of the nickname, Mr Muzzamir Mydin/Mir..

Mir: Do you wanna join my karate class? Teaches you how to breathe properly.. And you can slim down!
Pengo: ........................
Mum: Hahaha..

Honestly, when have I ever been slim? I have been round for as long as I remember.. Perhaps I am rounder now.. or a lot rounder.. Still, I was never UNround! I was a small-ish baby though.. weight on my birth cert says 2.67 kg.. But Mr C once aptly described a baby's physique as "belly on legs".. so I have always been round!

PENGO is ROUND.. Round translates to bulat.. and my sister lina/kak dik calls me bulat too..